funny family fishing experiences?

On Labor Day weekend my brother and I went out to Black Lake Michigan to do some pike fishing. We used a twelve foot aluminum boat, me in the front and my brother in the back handling the motor. Once we found a good weedbed we anchored and started to set our lines up. My brother is retarded and doesn't know how to tie line, or which lures to use so I had to do everything for him. Once I set up his line he started casting, and I began to set up my rod. I had my swivel tied on, and I was just putting on my lucky lure when out of the corner of my eye I saw a my brothers lure coming at my face, but before I could duck or dodge the lure slapped my across the face and I jumped up immediatly thinking I had a three prong hook stuck in my face. The speed and force of my 6'2 220 pound figure jumping to my feet caused the boat to lean really far to the left, which sent my brother for a swim. I was really mad at him for almost poking my eye out, and had evil thoughts about not letting him into the boat for a liitle while, but I ended up helping him back into the boat. My brother was soaking wet and wanted to head back into shore, so we called our fishing trip quits. As for my face, I just had a little red mark, so my brother got the worst of the ordeal.

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a bunch of us were sturgeon fishing on this one weekend and kinda camping out (sleeping in our cars) and partying as sturgeon fishing can be really slow.we all had bells on our poles so we could hear if we got a bite, anyway my buddy goes to sleep about midnight, he crawls in his car. about 15 mins later i started laughing and my other friend says whats up, so i looked at him and said watch this. i took some spare line and walked down the bank where my buddy whos asleep rod is,tied the line to his rod,walked back to my pole and chair sat down and proceeded to tug on the line witch rang my buddies bell. he jumps out of his car and i stopped. he watches his pole for a few mins and crawls back in his car.i wait about 10 mins and tug on the line again witch rings his bell again, he jumps up again and watches his pole a little longer this time. now im sitting about 20 feet or so away snickering and giggeling but not loud enough to hear us. this went on for about 30 mins and we could'nt contain ourselves any longer and i about peed my pants laughing when he finaly figured out he'd been had. it was pretty damn funny
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When I was about 6, my dad took me and my brother to a local gravel pit to fish. I had a cane pole, but imagined that I was a fly fisherman. I was whipping the line back and forth, and suddenly hooked my brother through his eyebrow. He screamed bloody murder, and my dad came running. After Dad clipped off the hook barb, he pulled the hook out of my brother's face. He told me that my brother was too little, and I'd have to throw him back.
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It was a hot summer day. Ice cold home made sweet tea. It was perfect.. almost. I hung a catfish, I wasn't but 6 years old, and he was about 15lbs. I fought him about 30 minutes, got tired of it, and wanted my pops to real it in. He told me it was my fish and I had to catch him. So I threw the pole over my shoulder and walked a big catfish up the bank.
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